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Presenting: Ha-Ha! Horror, Collector's Edition

7/25/2020

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Something for every horror movie fan. Guaranteed to make you shiver, chuckle and guffaw!"
- Adrian Halen, HorrorNews.Net
He's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
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​Monstermatt Patterson is the wizard of bad monster jokes. His catalogic command of horror film knowledge is only equaled by his terrifying talent for creating and illustrating bad puns. 

His Ha!-Ha! Horror series was born out of the best and worst of the horror genre. This Collector's Edition is the ultimate guide to his twisted sense of humor, adding fresh jokes and additional art to the original tome.

Contains:
  • New art, including many masterpieces in glorious gory color!
  • Sinister songs!
  • PAPER DOLLS!
  • and 2700+ bad monster jokes!

There is a stomach-churning plethora of bad puns that will make you groan, and laugh, and wonder how anyone could know this much about horror. If you like listening to Monstermatt's "Monster Minute" on Six Foot Plus, you will love this book.

The book will delight his fans but be warned: his humor is not for those who love subtle comedy. His jokes will bring tears to your eyes. The uninitiated might want to take them in small doses until they build up a tolerance to the world's worst puns.

Now available in print and Kindle for classic (and obscure) horror fans everywhere, but right now, we're offering a giveaway for one free print copy of Ha-Ha! Horror, Collector's Edition, to one (un?)lucky horror fan! Enter the Rafflecopter drawing for your chance to win!
The puns. Good lord, there are so many puns."
​- Hatbox, Gores Truly
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4 Comments
Ursula Gigante
7/25/2020 12:57:11 pm

We love MonsterMatt books! The family friendly books allow us to laugh, roll our eyes, and groan together!

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Dan K link
8/1/2020 03:22:13 pm

I love a good 'bad' joke and I love to laugh

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Nikki D.
8/9/2020 12:53:05 pm

My kids would love this. Thanks for the chance.

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planet-clicker.top
5/25/2025 08:18:30 pm

Brilliant article—insightful and inspiring! Learned a lot. Keep up the great work! https://planet-clicker.top

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