He's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
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​Monstermatt Patterson is the wizard of bad monster jokes. His catalogic command of horror film knowledge is only equaled by his terrifying talent for creating and illustrating bad puns. 

His Ha!-Ha! Horror series was born out of the best and worst of the horror genre. This Collector's Edition is the ultimate guide to his twisted sense of humor, adding fresh jokes and additional art to the original tome.

Contains:

• New art, including many masterpieces in glorious gory color!
• Sinister songs!
• PAPER DOLLS!
• and 2700+ bad monster jokes!

There is a stomach-churning plethora of bad puns that will make you groan, and laugh, and wonder how anyone could know this much about horror. If you like listening to Monstermatt's "Monster Minute" on Six Foot Plus, you will love this book.

The book will delight his fans but be warned: his humor is not for those who love subtle comedy. His jokes will bring tears to your eyes. The uninitiated might want to take them in small doses until they build up a tolerance to the world's worst puns.

Now available in print and Kindle for classic (and obscure) horror fans everywhere, but right now, we're offering a giveaway for one free print copy of Ha-Ha! Horror, Collector's Edition, to one (un?)lucky horror fan! Enter the Rafflecopter drawing for your chance to win!

​Life hasn’t been kind to Kissy Lisbon. Her best friend was murdered right in front of her, and the cop who saw it happen won’t do a thing about it. Years spent as a grifter have taught Kissy that the world is a hard, uncaring place that’ll laugh as you die bleeding in the gutter. The secret to being a grifter is changing up the con so the rubes don’t realize their being taken, so Kissy’s new scheme is hiring herself out as a private eye. She meets a woman who has a missing daughter, the missing daughter has a Nazi boyfriend, and the Nazi boyfriend has friends in all the wrong places. Within days, Kissy finds herself at the heart of an international plot to sabotage the American war effort, and the target of those who would bring America to its knees. As the bodies start to pile up all around her, Kissy is in a race to save the missing girl, her country, and her very life.

B. David Spicer graduated from Ohio University, earning a BA in English. His first name is Brian, but he thinks B. David sounds more artsy and pretentious. He’s had short stories in more than a dozen anthologies, including Cosy Crime from Flame Tree Press, Out of Phase and Wicked Deeds: Witches, Warlocks, Demons & Other Evil Doers from Sirens Call Publications, Strangely Funny II and III and VI from Mystery and Horror, LLC, and Pernicious Invaders and From the Corner of Your Eye from Great Old Ones Publishing. Big Shots and Bullet Holes is his first novel. He lives in Ohio and owns more books than ought to be legal.

Murder at the Million Dollar Pier is now available in print and Kindle from Amazon, and is free on Kindle Unlimited. Returnable copies will soon be available for bookstores and libraries.

Army nurse Cornelia Pettijohn and Uncle Percival must save Teddy Lawless from murder charges--and from herself--in the second installment of the Three Snowbirds Mysteries, set during the 1920s land boom in Florida.

It's a tale of young and forbidden love, an old and painful scandal, and a secret engagement--so secret, even the bride didn't know.

Oh, and murder. We mustn't forget murder.

There are many bad nights ahead for Teddy. Shortly after she arrives at the newly opened Vinoy Hotel in Saint Petersburg, she comes face to face with her ex-fiancé, Ansel Stevens, in the dining room. Cue the slap that was thirty years in the making. Unfortunately, her ex-fiancé dies during a yacht race shortly thereafter. Conclusion of the authorities: poison. His family closes ranks, leaving Teddy as the prime suspect. Worse, Teddy's hair comb is found on the deck of Ansel's boat, leading to her swift arrest. Can Cornelia Pettijohn and Uncle Percival save fun-loving Teddy before she goes from the grand hotel to the big house?

The latest Strangely  Funny is now available in print and Kindle  on Amazon.

We have several long-term favorite contributors in this edition, including David Bernard (Goudsward), D.J. Tyrer, and Rosalind Barden.

Other favorites include Robert Allen Lupton, C.D. Gallant-King, B. David Spicer, and N.L. Dalton.

​We're also featuring some brand new authors, like Kate Franklin, R.C. Mulhare, Rob Smales, Cheryl Zaidan, and Stacey Longo.