"I laughed, I groaned, I shook my head in disbelief....Ha-Ha! Horror will bring a grin to the faces of adults and kids alike..."
Here's your first taste of Ha-Ha! Horror from the masterful Monstermatt Patterson.
Who is Monstermatt? He's a horror artist and illustrator who does monster portraits and masks, and a nominee for Best Painter in the Artvoice 2013 Best of Buffalo Awards. He narrates 'The Monster Minute' on the 6' Plus podcast, which is either the best or worst minute of the show. He is the wizard of bad monster jokes, and will soon be sharing them with you.
Ha-Ha! Horror will soon be available from Mystery and Horror, LLC.
Monstermatt's blogs are at:
http://hahahorror.gravediggerslocal.com/ (you can see some of his material there)
The 6' + podcasts:
Here is the cover for Strangely Funny, our first anthology. We're still open for submissions, so break out the undead rubber chickens and boot your laptop!
Your story must contain paranormal elements (ghosts, psychics, vampires, etc.) and be funny. Think Addams Family, You Suck: A Love Story, or Love at First Bite. We're looking for stories that are 2000 - 5000 words in length, but have accepted a few that are a little longer. We will also accept black and white cartoons if submitted in electronic format.
Check our Submissions and Guidelines and Payment pages for more information.
An anthology of mystery stories set during Halloween, aka Samhain. Paranormal elements are acceptable as long as they are in keeping with the Halloween theme and the central story is a mystery. We're seeking stories that are 4000 - 8000 words in length (firm). Query about reprints. We will accept multiple submissions, but not simultaneous submissions.
Open submission period: April 20 - July 15th, 2013.
Please see our Guidelines and Payment page for further information on the rights we ask for and the compensation we offer.
Publisher's note: Mystery and Horror is a market that welcomes LBGTQ, multiethnic,multinational, nontraditional, and unusual fiction. We are concerned with well-written stories involving well-developed characters.
Courtesy of Monstermatt Patterson, we now have our official logo! Well, the editing staff is a little batty...
With the submissions we're getting, it's going to be put to use very soon!
Mystery and Horror, LLC, is an indie press interested in what the name suggests.
Contact us at: firstname.lastname@example.org